Simpsons Pornography Story: Bartman Chapter 76

Bart

A cold
chill runs down my spine, amongst the harsh breeze there are
mourners. Friends, family and even people he rarely saw, turned up to
say farewell to Grandpa. I always knew this day would come sooner or
later, he was getting old but I thought he could fight it for a few
more years. He fell a victim to deaths untimely scythe, now he
rests with fellow souls watching him, for the very last time.

The casket
closes, his face forever hidden from the mortals he once loved. The
hearse moves so slowly, grandpa didnt want to leave us all, not
just yet, but it happened. He is gone and forever, nothing more than
a memory now.

Uhh you
must be a Simpson, you resemble a young Abe, A tall, old man said
to me once gloomily mourners started to vanish. Only I and he stood
near the tombstones, the others had already started making their way
to the reception.

Yeah, I
am his grandson, Bart Simpson. You an old friend of his? I ask, I
dont think I met this man. He had lines cracking his face, a
greyish beard and a walking stick in the shape of a snake. Thats
so cool, I want one of those when Im an old man.

Yes,
tell me boy, did a Mr Burns also die recently? He asked. This man
was strange but I was fascinated by his personality. He was a mourner
but seemed more curious in something else.

Yeah,
last year did you know him?

Yes, I
knew both your grandfather and Burns, they were last surviving
peacekeepers.

Uhh
what? I ask confused.

Tell me
boy, have you heard the term, cave of death? He asked.

I
thought that was something Jessica was making up, it was used during
the war?

Yes and
the death of the peacekeepers marks the start of the prophecy. The
man said. Great, for once everything was normal, nothing was weird
and now after my Grandfathers death this weird man is going to
tell me about some prophecy and we going to end up saving the day or
something

Ok,
whats the prophecy? What do I do? And how long will this take?
School starts next week. The man looked at me startled.

Uhh
well the prophecy says as soon as the last peacekeeper dies, then the
Shelbyvillians will be free to attack the caveWithin the cave, the
chamber of moments leads you to the past, if the Shelbyvillians are
able to unlock the gates of time then they can alter history, the
war will start once again. Okay, I know I have dealt with some
stupid things in the past, but that is just too farfetched for me to
care about.

So let
me get this right, people from Shelbyville that are pissed off at us
for winning the war are going to start war again with uhh that cave
of death thing when they got modern technology and could wage war
against us with better weapons that what was used during the war
ok, why dont you go bother Lisa? I tell him as I walk away.

Wait,
youre of Simpson blood, your family dates back to the start, they
were one of the founders of this town you dont understand what
will happen if you run away, you will die!

Like I
said, go bother Lisa Shes a Simpson. I say getting
completely out of sight from him.

Now if
things go according to plan, I will run into some Shelbyvillians on
the way home and then something will happen and Ill end up in the
picture and stopping this war, well not this time. This has nothing
to do with me, even if I am a Simpson. If it was our family that were
one of the founding pioneers, then this town must really suck ass.

Hmm some
out of towners, I guess this must be the Shelbyvillians that Im
supposed to stop.

Hey,
you from Shelbyville? I ask randomly, walking up to 3 teenage kids
around my age. One was a rather tall male, with long blonde hair,
another was also male who was slightly shorter and had emo hair.
Their was also a girl, she was pretty hot and pretty short. She
had piercing hazel eyes, long black hair with random red strips going
through it and was wearing some tight jeans. If I wasnt dating
Jessica, I would definitely bone this chick.

No, we
moved hear from a small mountain town in the Colorado mountains,
quiet close to Denver Hi, my names Kirk, yours? I shook the
blonde hair boys hand.

Im
Bart, what you all friends that moved at the same time?

Nah,
these are my brothers Im Lexus, The girl said as I shook her
hand, she had very smooth, weak little fingers.

And Im
Honda, wait you guys are related? You look nothing like each other

Well
Im Steve, Steve Simpson that is yeah, our mums kind of a uhh
slut, The emo looking boy said with a grin. Thats not something
you grin about, only someone really stupid like a Simp wait, what
did he say?

Simpson
wait why are you really here? This has nothing to do with the
prophecy? I dont want to deal with that shit. All three of them
stare at me dumbstruck.

Uhh
our home in Colorado burnt down Kirk said.

Oh
Im sorry, its just that this town has some crazy things. I
mean really crazy things, Im Bart Simpson maybe were like
related or something.

Yeah
maybe our town was crazy and stupid, we actually saw a Succubus
and fought a giant mechanised Barbara Streisand. Lexus said with a
cute smile.

Woah,
Barbara Streisand is creepy I reply as Jessica appears out of
no where.

Bart,
thats where you are uhh we got a bit of a problem, your dad
kind of went to that bar after the funeral and drank himself into a
coma

WHAT?
I scream.

And
thats not all, your mother and sisters were in a serious car
crash they in the intensive care unit right now, She said
quietly.

What?
On the same day? Steve asked.

Yeah
and my dad, he had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital,
apparently now hes seeing demons. Jessica said.

You
should have stayed and listened to the prophecy fully my boy, the
founding families of both Springfield and Shelbyville will die. There
wont be a Simpson, Lovejoy or Flanders left unless if you can
permanently seal the gates of time I knew that I would be
dragged into this somehow, even though I dont want anything to do
with this, I am doomed too be in crazy adventures for the rest of my
life. Good bye Bart, hello Bartman.

A/N: Whoo,
2009 has gotten off to a great start, not only have I found my
passion for this fic once again, its near 10000 hits!!!! I got to
admit I was planning to end it around chapter 75 because I ran out of
ideas, well too bad! Bartman is up and running properly once again.